Serious answers only please You asked for a serious answer, so I'm going to give you one.
Going to an online chat room specifically for depressed teenagers IS NOT a good idea.
DEPRESSION SUPPORT: LIVE DEPRESSION CHAT ROOMS, FORUMS, BLOGS AND COMMUNITYThis website is dedicated to depression and anxiety peer support.
Even more unfortunate, is that depression is a highly treatable illness, but studies also show that, "About 80% of the people suffering from depression now are not receiving any kind of medical treatment." Medical treatment includes the use of medications to balance out whatever chemicals in your brain are making you depressed, but also includes therapy, self help groups and depression support groups.
All these following website links are not spam links.
If you want to make sure that many users keep coming back to the chat room, avoid flooding the chat board.
If you are constantly filling up the adult chat room with tons of paragraphs, most people will ignore you and eventually they will leave.