In my search for relationship advice I have found your perspective so insightful and real.
Much better than advice from friends that mainly includes “don’t settle” and “follow your heart/gut.”I’m 31 years old and I’ve been with my boyfriend for over a year.
He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.
The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air.
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To kick off the page, we present: - In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard.
With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air.
With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air.
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